May 2013
condommodel:
stop being cute you live far away
I could never hate you.
Not even after all the arguments we had. The pointless fights. The assumptions. The misunderstandings. The broken promises. The accusing of each other. The sleepless nights. The tears. The bullshit. None of that will ever make me hate you.
neck kissing is really fucking hot though
ilikethewayyourhandfitsinmine:
It’s so fun being a single mum when you have no kids and you’re still a virgin
if ellen was president of the world there would be no wars only dancing
i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want
misplacedmartian:
when someone changes the topic in a conversation and you had something interesting to say
jeou:
have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner
because i have
wild-lion:
never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you
aftershe:
egberts:
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
“Just in case you ever foolishly forget; I’m never not thinking of you.”
– Virginia Woolf (via nonopeokay)
understandablydumb:
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
